‘Ottawa’ Kim Kardashian’s Nicole Simpson Selfie Tops Week in Celebrity Dumbness
So many irritants, so little time:
1. Please, please, please — that’s enough of Madonna’s bum, and Lady Gaga’s bum and Beyonce’s rubber dresses. Let’s have the Met Gala replace Halloween and be done with it for the year, okay? Nobody wants to see people with butterflies on their head or Morticia Addams makeup or men in tights or magic fairyland sparkly cutout metallica frou-frou derivative bad fashion unless there’s an adult handing out candy apples at the end. Trick or treat!
Much as it’s amusing to see hordes of appalling people dressed as buffoons and jockeying for position — who says Anna Wintour has no sense of humour? — the joke grows stale. Let’s send one copy of The Emperor’s New Clothes in a plain brown wrapper to all concerned and end this madness.
2. Becky, schmecky. Do we really need more speculation about Jay-Z’s sex life? Are all the whispers and allegations about Shawn Carter and Beyonce Knowles and who did what to whom really that interesting?