Blue Jays give towel boy Holland payback
It was a fitting end for Derek (Ass Wipe) Holland.
Last Friday, Holland became infamous when after a Jays fan dropped their rally towel into the Texas bullpen, Holland picked it up and wiped his butt with it.
So it was just when on Monday afternoon the Jays wiped his butt, kicked his behind, by knocking him out in the third inning after the Jays opened with a walk by Josh Donaldson and double by Jose Bautista.
In the opening two innings, the Jays ripped him for three home runs — a two-run shot by Donaldson in the first and following solo shot by Chris Colabello. Then in the second, Kevin Pillar took him deep to left centre for a third home run.
Holland’s line read two innings plus two batters, five hits, one walk, six runs, all earned and zero strikeouts.
DICKEY GETS HOSED
You had to feel sorry for R.A. Dickey.
The right-hander has spent 19 seasons as a professional and finally got to make a start in a post-season game for t